CAREER  RECORDS - Offense

TD Passes – Ben Sullivan (15)
TD Catches – Conrad Deese (6)
TD Rushes – Lee Youngblood (3)
Rushing Yards – Lee Youngblood (213)
Passing Yards – Ben Sullivan (1,323)
Receiving Yards – Conrad Deese (348)
Horizontal All-Purpose Yards – Garth Knight (442)
Horizontal Rushing Yards – Troy Gamble (130)
Interceptions – Pat Patterson (3)
Dropped Passes – Jonathan Little (10, and counting)
Consecutive plays without touching the ball – Will List (112 – streak intact)
Pancakes – Brandon Kee (25)
Fumbles – Lee Youngblood (7)
Field Goals – Who cares about this faggot stat?

CAREER  RECORDS – Defense

Interceptions – Nick Rollins (4)
Most consecutive Turkey bowls with an interception--Nick Rollins (4)
Sacks – Jonathan Little (9.5)
Flag Pulls – Garth Knight (38)
Times burnt – Ryan Trotti (5)
Times getting juked out of jock – Jamie Jowers (2)

SINGLE GAME RECORDS – Offense

Passing Yards – Ben Sullivan (TBIII) - 345
Rushing Yards – Troy Gamble (TBIV) - 120
Receiving Yards – Conrad Deese (TBIII) - 178
TD Passes – Ben Sullivan (TBIII) - 7
TD Catches – Conrad Deese (TBIII), Kyle Lucas (TBIV) – 3
Longest TD Pass/Catch – Clint Patterson/Bryan Smith (TBI), Ben Sullivan/Brad Nicholson (TBII) – 80 yards
Longest TD Run – Lee Youngblood (TBIII) – 61 yards
Longest Horizontal Reception – Garth Knight (TBII) – 61 yards
Longest Horizontal Run – Troy Gamble (TBIV) – 43 yards
Most Jukes – Trent Usher (TBIII), Troy Gamble (TBIV) – 8
Longest Field Goal – Who cares, again…doesn’t count since they kicked soccer style (Wilson 40 yards, TBIV)
Most consecutive passes dropped - Dj Red (TBIII) - 4
Greatest halftime deficit overcome for a victory - (TBIV)- 17 point deficit by Team International

SINGLE GAME RECORDS – Defense

Interceptions – Nick Rollins (TBIII) – 3
Flags Pulled – Garth Knight (TBII) – 14
Most Times Calling “Bulls***” – Troy Gamble (TBIV) – 4
Sacks – Jonathan Little (TBIII) – 4.5
Times Burnt – DJ Redd (TBIV) – 4

SINGLE GAME RECORDS – Miscellaneous

Most orchestrations while running – Garth Knight (TBIII) – 4
Most tassels on a uniform – Conrad Deese (TBIII) – 96 (I think)
Most different colors worn on a uniform – Scott Sims (TBIV) – 18
Best Collision – Jamie Jowers/Trent Usher (TBIII)
Most fans present – TBIV – 37
Worst Playing Venue – Practice Field (TBIV)

CAREER RECORDS – Miscellaneous

Oldest Player in TB – Steve Clark (55?)
Most hates on message board – Ryan “Orion” Trotti (25)
Most times hated on message board – Garth Knight (18)
Most ho’s pimped at TB – Garth Knight (are we counting your mom?)
Least appearing player – Seth Howell

 

INTERNATIONAL RECORDS

All international Turkey Bowl Records are held by Johan "The Swede" Rauge and were set in 2005 when he scored two touchdowns